FREE CRACK!

A FELLING OF EUPHORIA WHEN YOU SEE IT

WOOHHOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!

by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023

Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.

Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023

girl-crack

Something addicting a man says or does that makes a girl have butterflies.

When he gave me that ring, that was serious girl-crack.

by bitcoingraffiti December 28, 2022

crack vet

A crack vet is a stereotypical former or active service member similar to bro-vet, but will say the most outlandish, retarded, things you will ever hear, a crack vet will discriminate against younger boots and laugh at how they dress, even though they wear fruity short shorts by grunt style while wearing a backwards trucker cap, they also speak in a robotic matter and sound like Mordecai from regular show while doing it

That NCO talking about how he wishes he could strangle his kid seems like a crack vet

by Mrpeaches21 January 3, 2023

Bass Crack

The area below the bass but before the ass crack

it was so hot i could feel the sweat in my bass crack

by basscrack April 13, 2023

Relax the crack

To relax your butt

Bro relax the crack.

by Matt Vicious July 18, 2023

Crack Dumpling

A starchy doughy snack wrapped around a filling but instead of anything normal inside like meat or whatever it's just actual crack cocaine.

larry: hey bob, did you remember to bring those special Crack Dumplings for my mother's wedding?
bob: yeah
larry: good :)

by VervetMonkey August 16, 2023