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porky bacon

"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"

"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."
by THEnoB May 15, 2014
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wake n bacon

The act of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a lot of bacon.
*Inner monologue*
Jimmy: "One time, my buddy and I wake n bacon'd. We ate four pounds of bacon after we smoked a few blunts."
by baconfarts May 21, 2014
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bacon taco

a taco sell mad from bacon
Cace: Dude i just had the best bacon taco in my life
by Carl Bob III May 28, 2014
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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Bacon

Any part of a female anatomy, especially the vagina, ass and tits.
James : oh my god chloe's got amazing bacon bits!

George : I'd eat her bacon right out till next week!
by cocktailsausauge June 2, 2014
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Bacon

Any part of a female anatomy, especially the vagina, ass and tits.
James : oh my god chloe's got amazing bacon bits!

George : I'd eat her bacon right out till next week!
by cocktailsausauge June 2, 2014
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
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