bathroom bacon

Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.

I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon

by ushisan May 27, 2023

penis bacon

The lil skin flap the doctors steal off the jewish kid’s penis

“Those fucking doctors..my dick will never taste the same without penis bacon”

by Sharbbaitoohahah August 27, 2021

To Bacon

To be utterly horrible at a performance, act, or activity that one is trying very hard to be good at.

Try not to bacon like the young boy at the Highschool rockshow when he was laughed off stage.

by not bacon November 25, 2007

Blood and Bacon

A religion

Kyle: i might switch religions from punching drywall to blood and bacon

by CraccHead June 28, 2020

Bacon

Female Labia

That girl shorts so short I bet her bacon's hangin out.
He told me she had a lot of bacon when he went down on her. Hard to find her clit.

by Kahlua_C August 17, 2019

Bacon Friend

When you fuck up a sentence either while writing or speaking Spanish.

Fuck, you just pulled a bacon friend...

by Fuck,ImGoingtoHellForThis June 30, 2011

the big tasty bacon burger

The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.

guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger

by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021