A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.
"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
by JollyLama February 27, 2010
by sqworm June 03, 2004
Established in late 2009, Snake and The Rhythm Hunters is a well known musical group from Illinois. Their groovy and mellow sounds can really spice up any evening. Classics include Irish Whiskey Song and Watch Out, however there is always more to anticipate from Snake.
Mike: Hey, have you heard of Snake and The Rhythm Hunters?
Cali: Yeah jabroni, they're only the best band ever!
Cali: Yeah jabroni, they're only the best band ever!
by snake189 March 15, 2011
by Senior Douche July 04, 2010
The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina and then realizing you can't afford a child. This causes you to frantically suck your semen out of her vagina, similar to sucking snake venom from a snake bite.
"Austin told me he came inside Alyssa, but thankfully he went into survival mode and gave her an Albuquerque Snake Bite."
by Erik the Red 9 March 28, 2017
After taking a quick dump, I whirled around and reflected on the appearance of my corn snake turd swimming in the toilet.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019