Double lock

The act of locking your bedroom door and locking your bathroom door before beginning masturbation

I always double lock before I rub one out don't want my rommie to see my dick

by TheOnlyOne August 16, 2012

Double gay

Basically means straight. The two gays cancel each other out. If you actually tried to use it, thinking it means gay, you goofed up

Guy 1: I like playing volleyball
Guy 2: Lol that's a girl sport you double gay
Guy 1: Why yes, I am straight
Guy 2: FUCK!

by Anonymous, I guess June 5, 2018

Double-Bean

2 Cocks in 1 ass.

Brad was too slow the day of the company picnic: Double-Bean!

by Ian Haugh January 9, 2008

Double Mystery

A type of shit that leaves you speculating whether you actually had one because:

A) It went down the U-Bend so went you look you can't see it.

B) The tissue is clean when you wipe

Both these together result in a double mystery and leave yourself questioning your own sanity.

Person 1: I just took a double mystery.
Person 2: How'd you know, you could have just thought you had a shit?

by OndaLash July 18, 2011

Double Plumsey

When something good happens twice in a row.

on getting a star twice in a row on Mario Kart 64:

"Two stars! Double plumsey!"

by Toad10-6 July 29, 2012

double deluxe

A woman who wears a DD cup bra.

Wow, look at these--they're double deluxe!

by alisadoll May 31, 2009

double strapped

When two males tie their dicks together

"Yo bro, I'm feelin horny lets double strap."

"Yo man, I'm feelin horny so lets double strap!"
"I just double strapped my boy and it was the best shit ever!"

by Double strap masta January 13, 2015