Double lock

The act of locking your bedroom door and locking your bathroom door before beginning masturbation

I always double lock before I rub one out don't want my rommie to see my dick

by TheOnlyOne August 16, 2012

cunt double

When a female porn star's vagina needs a break.

Female porn star, "my pussy is getting tired. Bring in the cunt double!"

by HamSolo February 12, 2012

Double Plumsey

When something good happens twice in a row.

on getting a star twice in a row on Mario Kart 64:

"Two stars! Double plumsey!"

by Toad10-6 July 29, 2012

Double Mystery

A type of shit that leaves you speculating whether you actually had one because:

A) It went down the U-Bend so went you look you can't see it.

B) The tissue is clean when you wipe

Both these together result in a double mystery and leave yourself questioning your own sanity.

Person 1: I just took a double mystery.
Person 2: How'd you know, you could have just thought you had a shit?

by OndaLash July 18, 2011

Double Orphan

When someone's family is killed taken to an orphanage, then the orphanage is killed.

Bob: Imagine not having a dad Dave.
Dave: I don't wanna hear it double orphan!

by MiggyHater69 March 20, 2021

Double O

LowTierGod's codename for coon (or even spook) when he wants to bypass ToS rules on streaming websites. Shame it didn't work because as of the the uploading of this definition, he's banned off of twitch.

"You can tell that this dude's a double o by the way he's playing."

by Fickt June 25, 2022

Double bubble

During a threesome, when the 2 males ejaculate inside the female at the same time, one in her ass and one in her vagina, she then farts and makes 2 bubbles simultaneously

Wow, had a threesome last night and when both lads came, the girl ended up doing a double bubble

by Pointylegend September 10, 2022