Child

The detention of a child is tommyinnit now someone get him his apple juice in his sippy cup

“I just watched a child’s stream”

by What do I put here April 6, 2021

Child fatigue

The anxiety inducing feeling and dread felt when around groups of children brought on by loud noises, constant questions, strange and sporadic sounds and nagging.

“Did you hear about Mr. Weebler? I heard he quit due to child fatigue! All that screaming and nagging finally did him in!”

by Sir Chauncey January 28, 2024

Game Child

A bootleg of the Game Boy. It is most famous for being reviewed by ashens. The games are so boring they’re not worth talking about.

Ashens: Quest For The Game Child was the only good Youtuber movie. The other ones were shit.

by not a normal man December 16, 2024

Braelon the child

a Synonym for a child

your such a braelon the child

by Swan2011 April 14, 2022

Child support

What I'm still waiting for

"Hey dad, where is my child support?"

by BestieBAKAbae May 23, 2021

Big Child

A super big ole' kid. Physically they must be much larger than they should be for their age. They also must have "Big kid" energy meaning they are dominating.

Yo Anthony what's up Big Child stop overthrowing the football!

by BigChungus100 October 27, 2020

Childe

A certain ginger man, who is a toy merchant by daylight, and a fatui harbinger by night.

He is married to tara.

“Don’t be mean to him, that is Childe abuse”

“That was really Childe-ish, hahahahaha-…yeah that wasn’t funny was it?”

by TheCanonCanon August 8, 2025