An act of sex where one peels their own flesh, turns it into a royal coat. The partner then takes the skin and wears it while eating out/sucking off the other.
Maricor: I just did the Chinese Robe with my math daddy.
Danny: Lucky slut, I've been wanting to with someone for ages!
Danny: Lucky slut, I've been wanting to with someone for ages!
by AnthoneeDaSkrub November 29, 2016
Get the Chinese Robemug. noun, a collection of broken electronics and a other gadgets, intended to be fixed, but rarely actually fixed. A kind of DIY procrastination pile.
-"Did you fix that TV yet?"
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."
by ReluctantMagnet June 12, 2016
Get the chinese hospitalmug. by Markerbiter May 11, 2025
Get the Chinese soup strainermug. When you make a 360 degree turn and then proceed to firmly place your hand across (preferably) the persons face, imprinting your handprint on their face for 1-3 days.
Man, Tyler just chinese fire slapped that weird kid ahmet. His face finna look like a tomato for the next 2 days!
by EDP(.)(.)6969 October 10, 2018
Get the Chinese Fire Slapmug. The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.
Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"
by Ninaleven June 28, 2023
Get the Chinese Chaloopamug. An extremely toxic culture based on Confucianism where kids belong to their mother and the mother belongs to the father, and they're treated like slaves according to hierarchy. Also, they have a toxic 996 culture.
Also, they also tend to care only about "face" (public image and repute), lookism, among other things while glancing the other direction when a genocide against the Uyghurs is going on. It has nothing to do with their government; they're just complete assholes.
In public, they might appear nice because of their obsession with public image, but they're extremely malevolent in private, secretly wishing death upon their own family members and loved ones and basically anyone else that they feel envious of or jealousy towards.
They're terrible people and a terrible culture.
Also, they also tend to care only about "face" (public image and repute), lookism, among other things while glancing the other direction when a genocide against the Uyghurs is going on. It has nothing to do with their government; they're just complete assholes.
In public, they might appear nice because of their obsession with public image, but they're extremely malevolent in private, secretly wishing death upon their own family members and loved ones and basically anyone else that they feel envious of or jealousy towards.
They're terrible people and a terrible culture.
The Chinese are assholes who only care about face and are slaves to a 3,000 year old nutcase philosopher.
by Random Person 50001 November 2, 2023
Get the Chinesemug. The same premise as a Chinese finger trap, except you use a sounding rod in 2 penises to secure them
Nicholas and Critter took their relationship to the next level and got their dongs caught in a Chinese sounding trap
by lebreezer May 24, 2023
Get the Chinese sounding trapmug.