Person 1: I’m such a retard so ima search up “Urban Dictionary” on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: what a fucking retard
Person 2: what a fucking retard
by no u nob April 27, 2019
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Jeff: Urban Dictionary denied my entry. I spent 50 minutes on it!
Jim: Ha! I put deez nuts on there and it got approved immediately
Jim: Ha! I put deez nuts on there and it got approved immediately
by Crescometus June 27, 2016
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by Dubiks December 1, 2018
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Get the Urban Dictionary mug.A place with funny definations but seem so serious they could be true.a website where you could define a word anyway you want like i defined urban dictionary.
person1=what are you doing?
person2=defining stuff on the internet
person1=what website.
person2=urban dictionary!
person2=defining stuff on the internet
person1=what website.
person2=urban dictionary!
by Cornholiox5 July 1, 2009
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Why are you on Urban Dictionary?
A whore fucked a retard. What's your excuse?
Oh... Shit. I don't have one. I must be some kind of semi-retarded filth. Did you use it before the whore fucked the retard?
No. I literally wouldn't be here if 1. The whore had just done her job and not fucked the retard 2. Dealt with the consequences of fucking the retard 3. I didn't need a detailed account of why I murdered everyone 4. Need to prove that all of the people around me are garbage.
Wow..... I'm just as bad as the worthless cripple aren't I?
Yes. You are.
A whore fucked a retard. What's your excuse?
Oh... Shit. I don't have one. I must be some kind of semi-retarded filth. Did you use it before the whore fucked the retard?
No. I literally wouldn't be here if 1. The whore had just done her job and not fucked the retard 2. Dealt with the consequences of fucking the retard 3. I didn't need a detailed account of why I murdered everyone 4. Need to prove that all of the people around me are garbage.
Wow..... I'm just as bad as the worthless cripple aren't I?
Yes. You are.
by Hym Iam December 3, 2020
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