fuck me up a tree

when a situation is really bad and you just can't deal with it anymore.

My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!

by SusanCole December 1, 2013

shade tree niggas

A term used in the African American community to describe bootleg workers or people who are underhanded and make/do shady deals under the table. This term could also refer to lazy bootleg workers.

These mechanics are not about the right...they are a bunch of shade tree niggas.

by Senica Harris August 8, 2006

palm tree

A tree that is usually seen in a tropical area or warmer state

i see a lot of palm trees in california

by lunar shadows December 30, 2004

happy tree friends

a kickass site involving cute forest animals getting killed in violent bloody accidents (cartoon)

Hey did you see that new Happy Tree Friends episode where the skunk's head gets smashed into a grill and explodes?

by Staycie June 7, 2003

happy tree friends

The happy show about brutally murdered animals. This is most definitely kid friendly.

Hey look, it's that show, Happy Tree Friends.

Lets watch it!

by Crimson357 October 17, 2016

Gandhi Tree Wizard

a warrior of the 'Indian-Botany' mythos

Tree Wizard

"I want to be a Gandhi Tree Wizard when I grow up!"

by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 21, 2004

naked tree

NAKED TREE nay-ked tuh-ree (verb?)

A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.

"Oh crap baby! My kid woke up...quick...naked tree!"

by Todd&Genelle April 23, 2008