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imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

UMMMM... WTF WHY'D YOU SEARCH THIS???!!! (it means clapping someone in their balls or cheeks)
imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro

nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.
by TheRedDinoSaur December 29, 2024
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No Touch Knockout

The term No Touch Knockout refers to a prominent martial arts scam technique which advertises a "no touch knockout master"'s ability to knock someone asleep with "magical powers" , "ancient energy techniques" or anything synonymous with those examples. This martial arts scam is less prominent nowadays, however it still happens on a shallow basis.
B : "have you heard of this new guy named Steven Seagal? He's such a great Aikidoka"
J : "he's probably just some no touch knockout master. "
by Тимофей March 24, 2023
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No Touching Day

A day that occurs on October 30th where you go a whole day without touching anyone. Not even loved ones.
“Damn.”Kevin
What’s wrong?”John
“My girlfriend is making me participate in No Touching day. By tomorrow I’m going to end up suffering from touch starvation.”Kevin
“That’s cruel man..”John
by Kyle’s Monster Energy Drink October 29, 2019
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Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.
Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.
by Pialinist April 13, 2023
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soft touch

When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.
Bill got a soft touch on the piano.
by avoidingthepuddle May 18, 2024
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Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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touched naughties

bob: so, how'd far you get?

derek: yeah, we touched naughties

bob: you sly fox!
by lucyyyyyy December 9, 2008
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