eat pant conar

just eat it pussy

Funny guy: "eat pant conar LOLW"

by TRUE LULW April 25, 2020

eat your shirt

When one says or does something so stupid that the entire room can't help but bask in its stupidity.

You ACTUALLY think the Red Sox are a basketball team?! What a douche. You're totally going to eat your shirt on that one.

by Waspinator November 26, 2007

eat shit and die

It means you must masticate on some fecal matter, then cause your heart to stop fibrillating.

Eat shit and die, mother fucker! You can't spell fibrillate and use correct grammar, 'than' should have been 'then.'

by laalllalall February 02, 2007

eat her muffin

To partake of her sweet treets. To taste the goods.

Timmy loved eating Samantha's muffin, It tasted so good he couldn't stop himself from going back for more. Samantha was pleased to let him.

Samantha loves it when I eat her muffin. It makes her scream.

by JollyJay78 October 05, 2015

Eat your babies

When a woman swallows semen after a blowjob, she is, when you think about it, eating your babies. Semen containing millions of sperm, which can be thought of as potential offspring, yada yada, you get the idea!

Russel: Oh Josie! I'm...I'm gonna cum!
Josie: (Sexy-aggressive voice) Oh give it to me Russel. I wanna eat your babies!
Russel: Huh? O_O

by MickeyGoodFella July 16, 2010

jimmy eat world

a kick ass band, not yet ruined by MTV

"the middle" says it all, really!!!!!

by emily laura June 19, 2005

Eat his costume

Term used to describe a person or team being beaten soundly by another.

That quarterback sucks, we're going to eat his costume on Saturday.

Jimmy: "Man, did you see the Alabama game?"
John: "No, why?"
Jimmy: "Auburn ate their costumes. It was 42-0."

by wde10 January 05, 2010