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A one way life jerk

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death
He's on a one way life jerk
by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020
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Pedo jerk off day

On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"
"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"
by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025
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Winged Jerks

A seagull, a widely populous bird that ultimately survives on the dregs of society. They are often heard complaining bitterly in a fight for a deep fried potato chunk.

The winged jerk is the aquatic equivalent of a racist pigeon and are known to harass beach goers but also spend alot of time chilling at the dump.
Bloke 1: Jeez whats all that noise from
Bloke 2: Just some winged jerks fighting for a chip
by TheOxford June 12, 2011
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JERKS

An expression from an angry gym teacher also saying “{switch}” or “{quads}” and again “ you guys are all “{jerks}””
You guys are big {jerks} I’d expel all of you if I knew who you were”
by Tht kidsavage113 November 27, 2018
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Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.
"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"
by Jondus June 7, 2017
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Jerk-Value

1) A term used to describe movies that tanked at the box office, but have unusually high DVD sales due to the high content of cleavage and sex contained within the movie.
2) American Pie Beta House
"I heard Good Luck Chuck had a horrible plot but an unusually high Jerk-Value."
by Sugarrip July 1, 2009
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Type Jerking

When you are on a random video chat masturbating, and someone is having a conversation with you on the other line. You stop to type mid-jerk throughout the conversation. And you switch back and forth between jerking off and typing to this person
Can you believe this guy, I am trying to have a normal conversation but keeps type jerking. What an asshole!
by Bepplecola1 November 1, 2023
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