flying donkeys

Just fuckin brilliant

Hey you see those flying donkeys over there?

by Maybe Jesus I Think August 22, 2018

Tit donkey

A woman of remarkable size who's main redeeming quality is a fine set of large breasts.

Dude, check out that ugly ass tit donkey over there.

by Sunat February 1, 2017

donkey weekend

1. A bad weekend.

2. A weekend comparative to being donkey punched.

Dude, I had such a donkey weekend. I got anally raped in the butt directly in the asshole, right in the sphincter!

by A Humble Recipient of One Furious Donkey Punching January 6, 2008

Swamp donkey

A homewrecking hoe, sleezy trash woman with no morals....

That trash isn't nothing but a swamp donkey whore....

by #1 real bitch May 20, 2016

donkey-waffle

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.

Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!

by B'Jeff February 3, 2018

donkey whopped

Very similar to the donkey punch except this is when the female is being triple penetrated and all three of the men count to 3 and on three all of them punch her as hard as they can. A good donkey will let out a grunt and tighten up a bit and keep going. It is a great test for girlfriend material

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by Backhand February 14, 2014

Donkey Chalk

Donkey chalk occurs when you don't immediately clean ejaculent from you and/or your lovers skin after anal, and it dries and/or crusts on your asshole.

Damnit Johnathan, you gave me donkey chalk!

by Big Brown boy April 23, 2019