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thanksgiving beard

A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.
"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"
by drbollocks November 30, 2009
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Thinkering

Tinkering with ideas none of which are clear and actionable. The thought process is less analytical, keeps you aloof from pragmatic, practical options and steers you towards blowing bubbles in the air, ultimately unproductive. If you are ADD then God help you, you jump from idea to idea until you start seeing double… triple… multiple.

There is value in thinkering. May be you'll run into that one idea and create something from nothing, like you will find a treasure in a garage sale.
I spend more time thinkering about unconventional career options rather than actually job searching. For example: ummmmm the astronaut suit will look great on me but i refuse to wear those experimental underwear for a month at a time, I dunno maybe I should get a group of unemployed folks together and shoot a reality show of them while they look for jobs, let’s see I guess could just crash weddings…….
by Sasha.Nath August 4, 2009
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:thinking emoji:

An emoji that is spammed all over discord servers. It usually has no context whatsoever, and probably never will.
Person A: Hey how was your day?
Person B:🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Person A: How long is the Great Wall of China?
Person B: :thinking emoji:
by Impossibleguy November 29, 2017
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Thank You Rape

When someone does something nice for you, and to thank them you force sexual activity upon them.
Barry got me a new coffee mug yesterday, so I dragged him into the closet for some Thank You Rape!
by OptimumAce October 17, 2011
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Santiago Thank You

When your taking a dump and someone kisses you.
Sara gave Jim a Santiago Thank You.
by youngjosh1223 May 16, 2014
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Australian Thanksgiving

In Australia, the Australian Thanksgiving all started with the great "Pillage The Wallaby's Run". This event was called upon by the Prime Minister on May 1, 1657, to boost the country's morale after the tragic Kangaroo shortage in the prior year. The Wallaby run transformed into the Australian Thanksgiving where all cities congregate to hold a massive wallaby hunt the night before, and feast on the day of Australian Thanksgiving. Nowadays, the traditions have slowly faded and people will just purchase already prepared wallaby dinners from their local grocer.
I'm sure glad I have these wallaby's already in the freezer for Australian Thanksgiving!
by wallabeezy May 16, 2011
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thanksgiving

thanksgiving = an excuse for americans to stuff their faces at least ONE day of the year and for it be to OK
dude im so hungry i wanna thanksgiving myself ^_^
by credit goes to someone else December 28, 2005
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