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Born to Porn!

A girl is so hot that she was born for the porn industry.
Like, DAMN! That Sheena was born to porn!
by Sheen Maxiee February 15, 2022
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hallmark porn

Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.
I was wearing my crocs and fishnets while Diana and I enjoyed a Pino Grigio and Hallmark Porn.
by EZlikesundaymorning May 28, 2021
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Virtue Porn

The act of intentionally expressing wokeness in the hopes of attracting collective attention from others like minded to support ones argument, thus promoting a climaxing feeling of achievement upon oneself.
Example 1: That SJW said I was racist because I said COVID-19 may have originated from China. He just wants to get on his high horse to score some virtue porn.

Example 2: That guy over there who called the conservatives racist, fascists, sexists is so turned on, he jizzed in his pants for scoring too many virtue points. He is addicted to Virtue Porn.
by vashdao June 2, 2021
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claims porn

A document of interest to an insurance claims adjuster.
by Captain Carrots January 19, 2023
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Disney Porn

Disney Channel shows/movies where they have "hawwt" guys/girls starring in them for 12 year olds to gawk at
Omg did you watch camp rock the other night ?! Major disney porn !
by @Georgiabuttons December 14, 2009
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porn pain

the pain in the reproductive organs a porn addict gets when he has been cut off of his supply weather this is psychosomatic or physical is yet to be seen by modern science mostly because the said person with this pain cant talk about it because if info got out of the addicts pain it would probably get to the ears of his or her roommates which are most like his or her parents
porn addict: hey doctor i was cut of from my Asian milf porn and now i got the porn pain.
doctor:er um maybe you should get a girlfriend.
by splashlog September 19, 2010
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porn sack

a scrotum that has been shaved clean of all hair and contains large testicles
All girls love a good porn sack.
by Überschwanz April 26, 2007
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