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Dopamine zombie

Someone who scrolls through multiple apps at a time for hours a day putting off everything important and feening for every last drop of dopamine
Jessica scrolled thru tiktok everyday for 5 hours everyday for 4 months. In return frying and killing the ability to produce happiness of stuff that isn’t 20 second short videos. This would make her a dopamine zombie
by Dimes123 April 9, 2023
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Penis Zombie

A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.
How was talking to Tom last night?

He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.

Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
by Why_are_we_here? February 22, 2021
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Zombie kid

Lady: Back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan. You're looking good Jonathan. You just got an awesome facepaint job. What do you think?

Zombie kid: I like turtles!

Lady: Alright you're great.
by bonerman69 October 25, 2018
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Zombie

Ow the train is full of smartphone zombies again.
by Hustlerboss October 15, 2018
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Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
by Memphis09 December 5, 2023
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Zombies

Alex: Wow, those zombies just walked into a pole.
by Sarcasm_Man35 May 25, 2019
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Zombie Scare

When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.
I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.
by funnie03 March 17, 2012
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