Kentucky Rocket Launcher

The act of sneezing while defacating, which forces out all matter instantly with high velocity.

Man 1"Man, I shot a Kentucky rocket launcher last night that gave me a hernia"

Man 2"That's deep"

by Thatoneguydan October 2, 2019

Randy Rocket

A fat shot of any liquor you can find, Typically pink Whitney but at times potato Vodka. These shots are special because they take up atleast 3/4s a glass and it is poured by Randy the macho man him self on a Thursday night.

Yo it’s thirsty Thursday tonight bro, come over to the Quad and we’ll get you a Randy Rocket.

by BBC Commander October 28, 2020

Love is like a rocket launcher

Rocket is love(your girlfriend) which one day is going to launch(dont want u anymore) and then vanish(from your life) and then its time to find another rocket(girlfriend). Its a life cycle(whatever).

Me: Hey, how are u.
Friend: Not fine, my girlfriend abandoned me...
Me: Well, Love is like a rocket launcher, u know what i mean.
Friend: Yeah, ur right...

by Bernardo3636 February 14, 2019

snot rocket

A large string or ball of green slime that is expelled from one's schnozz by plugging the other nostril, tilting your head and blowing really hard. The beauty is that no tissue is required if executed properly.

Grampa Joe just honked a huge snot rocket in his soup. Gakkkk

by FE517,KOS September 14, 2020

Retard Rocket

The short bus which mentally challenged children ride

all those dirt balls who ride the retard rocket

by Bumlordio March 7, 2020

Snot Rocket

Holding one of your Nostrils down and blowing real hard while your nose is filled with mucus. Can be used on assholes at a dinner party.

Rude Guy: *Snot rockets on a Hot Gal*
Hot Gal: Eew! You just snot rocketed in my mouth!

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

Slop Rocket

Using the guise of selling a surfboard on Marketplace, to enter the Swinger’s world.

“Hi, would you like to slop on my rocket?”

“Want to come join my slop rocket party?”

“Slip slop slap on my rocket”

by Lads of bayside March 17, 2024