"white girl" can't even

The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.

"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."

by sam d. July 10, 2016

Don't f**k with cats

A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.

A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."

by don't kys u're hot December 18, 2021

I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up

The stage of you falling hard to the ground and no matter how hard you try, you cannot get back up.

I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up!!
That means that you're old.

by XXXCHICKENXXX December 13, 2012

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood

A 1996 hood film/comedy film. Probably one of the funniest movies ever.

Hell Yeah! I saw Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. It was some real funny shit.

by Endgame1320 August 9, 2010

I can't believe you looked that up

My response to anyone who looked that up.

Seriously, I can't believe you looked that up...

by seriouslywhydyoulookthisup April 2, 2010

Can't, no salt

Three words used to quickly end a discussion in the Common Area.

Chris: Why don't you just lick my ass!
DK: (without looking up from his laptop) Can't, no salt

by Tajador February 5, 2008

a case of the 'don't know ya's

When someone who you have met on several previous occasions acts like they don't know you when they see you in a different setting.

Susie: Hey, isn't that Joe from shipping who just walked past our table? He didn't even say, "Hello". I just talked to him earlier today!
Jenny: Yeah...he's got a case of the 'Don't Know Ya's.

by Likely March 3, 2010