Shaildrunk

When you are drunk enough to be simultaneously entertaining and completely destructive.

He got shaildrunk, like breaking potted plants, jumpin in pools, escaping from bouncers. Total shaildrunk.

by plexmeister June 7, 2016

Sail Boating

Swimming on your back while having a massive erection.

"Dude, did you see Jenny in her new bikini at the pool?"
"Yeah man, I saw her while I was practicing my backstrokes. She had me Sail Boating."

by Sarpa May 25, 2016

Saniliner wiggle

The left, right, front and back wiggle you do on the toilet seat to keep the sanitary toilet seat liner from sticking to your butt when you get up from the toilet seat.

I did the saniliner wiggle and the damn paper still stuck to my ass.

by R-Loz October 19, 2016

Sailor time?

When you ask someone such as your friend if it is ok to curse at that time

Lauren: UGH!!! Sailor time?
Samantha: yup
Lauren: &$?@/?6?7!062)!!

by I-don't-like-pie November 19, 2016

Sailor hair

Someone with semen in their hair.

Renae: Your hair is looking a bit greasy.
Hannah: Yeah, it's just a bit of sailor hair

by Sexy-simon69 December 19, 2016

Sailboat farts

When you're on a sailboat and you have no wind, so you fart to make the boat go.

toot toot
Sailboat farts

by Urban Cutester January 9, 2017

Sailinsane

Temporary insanity due to the inability to go sailing.

"Between this weather and my work schedule, If I don't find some way to go sailing soon I'll go sailinsane!"

by joshismycaptain April 18, 2018