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Smash the granny out of her

It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.
Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!
by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020
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Smashing Leather

Bro1: DUDE I'M GONNA BE SMASHING LEATHER TONIGHT, BRUH!

Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam
by The Golbez June 8, 2018
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Strip Smash bros

Strip smash bros(or strip smash) is a game of smash where when you lose a set you take a piece of clothing off till one side is fully nude.
"Yo babe want to play strip smash tonight?"
"No Bill I have things to do."
"Fine I'm playing strip smash bros with kevin.
by Smashbros official March 23, 2022
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Burger King Smash

when someone shoves a Burger King burger up your asshole and fucks you.
If he agrees to Burger King smash you then he’s a real one.
by nigerianprince August 4, 2019
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Smash

Example:

Jack: dude me and katie smashed last night

Joe: No way dude
by Ufzgkfuu March 7, 2020
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Sprinkle Smash

An act by a large muscular man, with a contradictory name, in which he smashes you to pieces when you say something so retarded, you really shouldn't be in his presence.
Guy Hey Sprinkle! I think the reason Christianity developed is because of Hailey's comet, is it?
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.
by 151245 December 14, 2013
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Smash & Dash

When you get a hot girl and you wanna bang. So you get to know her for about 30 minutes and then you fuck, and gtfo of there.
"You wanna Smash & Dash?"
by anefyon July 5, 2016
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