purple sandwich

when a gay guy and a lifeguard go off from a group with a friend ((either male or female)) and screw with the friend in the middle , punching them repeatedly leaving them bruised and purple. middle may be a girl , but outer must be a gay guy and a lifeguard .

Lifeguard: are you gay?

Gay guy: why yes i am

Lifeguard: and is that ur male/female friend i see there?

Gay guy: yes,yes it is

Lifeguard: lets go have a purple sandwich!!

Gay guy : yes lets!

by helen+jessi=horse January 4, 2010

making a sandwich

Internet slang for any form of masturbation (including masturbation of another person or mutual masturbation) while typing. This term originates from the fact that both making or consuming a sammich while typing, and masturbating while typing often have very similar looking, and quite sloppy results.

Amy: sorry guys if im not makng any sense
Skell: Amy, what the hell are you saying?
Amy: its jus that im making a sammich with my right hand so its realy hard to type
Cedric: Amy, are you masturbating?
Patty: Relax man, the woman is just making a sandwich ;).
Amy: i dont kno what youre talking about! im just eating a really good sammich
Skell: You really are masturbating, aren't you? xD
Amy: OH MY GAWD THIS SAMMICH IS SOO GEWD
Cedric: I think you have your answer right there, Skell..

by Our loudest line of defense September 25, 2013

Wet Sandwich

A sexual act in which the male shoves a Subway footlong Turkey Club sandwich into the female's vagina and fucks her through it.

"Hey, have you given her the Wet Sandwich yet?"

by pfa January 6, 2009

bj sandwich

when a man puts his junk in between two slices of bread be it white wheat or rye, and the girls eats the sandwich.

john smith can only eat bj sandwiches

by rude_13 October 31, 2009

lead sandwich

A shotgun suicide.

He ate a lead sandwich, so we buried him.

by Poopy Pants over 9000 January 27, 2016

Husband Sandwich

What becomes of ones husband when his wife leaves him inside the bar to go out and smoke with 4 or more of her intoxicated friends.

When Tina stepped outside to smoke all her drunk buddies made a husband sandwich.

by Sarafinasma February 4, 2009

ass sandwich

The act of inserting a piece of bread, meat, or cheese between the cheeks of someone's ass, including your own, with the direct intention of feeding it to someone too drunk to notice.

That fat bitch was so drunk I gave her an ass sandwich.

by OG Pueblo October 9, 2007