stranging

imaginary dating or friending important people;
making secret plans with famous people;
emotionally adopting important people;
never having to leave the house because all of your friends are in your head;

C-Lo Green comes to me for creative advice. We've been stranging for months.

by kradd October 2, 2013

Stranglable

Someone who you're more inclined to strangle because they're a stupid ass douchenugget

Dude my sister is so annoying

I know right she is so stranglable

by Nucka Corgi August 22, 2016

Strangle an Abo

The act of chucking a shit

Hey man, I gotta go and Strangle an Abo

by Shitstomper September 1, 2019

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by You will never know… April 15, 2022

Undead Stranger

The act of jerking yourself with a dead hand. Most relevant when using a zombie hand.

John: So what did you do last night?
Steve: I broke into the morgue and got an undead stranger.
John: Really?
Steve: Um, yep..
John: Bye..

by Jack Mehoff14845 December 12, 2012

you strangle one hooker

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.

"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"

by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017

Adam Strange

Adam Strange is one of the most genuine guys a girl can meet, he is loving, caring, sweet, kind and all of the good things you can ever get in a man, and more! He will be shy at first, but once you get to know him, he will open up to you completely and be the best person in existence. He will be the light of your day, the light of your night. He will never leave you, cheat on you or any horrid things you can think of. He is the perfect guy any girl could wish for. If you know an Adam, be friends with him, if you aren't friends with him, you're missing out. If you know an Adam, cuff him. He may not be the best looking, but he will be the one thing you'll want to get out of your bed at 6am in the morning for.

Adam Strange is also insanely good in bed, he will give you the best pleasure you could ever think of, and more!

Wow! I wish i could be like Adam Strange

Adam Strange is the best guy in the world

by Dictionary Jesus December 6, 2018