Robert

The type of guy to get into lots of entanglements and never get caught.

Friend: What ever happened to that one girl?
A Robert: Oh, she was just an entanglement, like the rest.

by Robert is the best name July 12, 2020

robert successful jackson money

Daniel Jackson's child to be.

Wow is that thee Robert successful Jackson money.

by Oh 7 May 14, 2017

Robert Vaughn

Can refer to two different lawyer-related people:
(1) A famous Hollywood-actor dude who would puff any law firm ("Tell them YOU MEAN BUSINESS!") on da boob-tube for a fat fee.
(2) A real-life b**ls**t lawyer of da same name as da tough-guy actor mentioned in Definition #1; apparently a lot of people are dissatisfied with him, both for his disgraceful performance and the outrageous fees he charges.

I'd always thought that Robert Vaughn was the "exclusive advocate" for Joe Bornstein until I saw him touting another law-firm in the exact same way in a TV -ad while I was visiting relatives in another state. It kinda reduced my trust in his positive words about "Calling Joe", especially since I actually DID call that law firm for assistance --- as have several of my friends --- and have never gotten any response whatsoever.

by QuacksO October 13, 2018

Robert

Over 50, owns a shit show of a store/gas station in a back woods hillbilly cousin loving town in Louisiana, pretends to be ‘Christian’ and openly favors one of his two children .

I have a cousin named Robert .

by Worst job ever August 9, 2025

Robert

Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.

Did you see Robert wearing thongs? "Once you go thong, you will always show your wong!"

by Syltburken September 11, 2021

Robert

Robert is a very cool person (can also be referred to as a sigma). Robert is cool because he has a B+ in biology (almost an A). His lover is named Aiden too

Beta male: I want to be a sigma like you Robert

Sigma Robert: You will never be like me

by Sigma Inc. November 21, 2021

Robert O'Neill

The first time having sex with your girlfriend. You have meticulously planned every part of the event down to the most minute detail. It finally happens and it is executed with perfection, though your mind was hazy, and all you know is that it ended with a head shot.

I finally had sex with Trudie last night. It ended up being a Robert O'Neill, but it was great and I can't wait to do it again.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019