poser

Someone who acts like they can do something when really they just want attention. People who think that by actting like they can do something that everyone else can or cannot do they are instintly popular and/or noticed.

* Bella was being such a poser when she said she was in AV club. She's as dumb as a rock.

* Leo is such a poser. He always acts like he can skateboard but really he can't even do a 360. Even I can do that.

by L01@ July 26, 2009

poser

someone who can't think up their own shit. posers should die. aka fucking idiot.

David Vickery is a poser.

by bread infection November 25, 2009

poser

Someone who wears clothing to look like they're something they aren't

Andrew: Holy crap dude did you see chris's new skater shoes.

Logan: Yea he's a total poser.

by lotubs8 October 26, 2009

poser

1.tool
2.wannabe
3.when someone tries to copy another

all the white boys out there who think theyre hood are posers real gansta's

by u don know me y do u care? April 3, 2010

Porsey

the cross between a "poodle perm" and a "horse faced person". usually someone who is fake.

that big fat bitch is a porsey

by ShelbyLou92 June 21, 2010

Poser

Someone who acts just to keep up with a stereotype, and later instead of recognizing it, (Yes they're in denial) they tend to call others who aren't even close to a poser a 'Poser'. Pretty much, someone who believes they qualify for that certain label, but can't pull it off.

"Man, I'm Scene!" "Um, no, coon tail clip-ons and a BMTH shirt is not Scene, shut the fuck up, you Poser."

by underjam7 May 15, 2010

Poser

One who attempts to make friends or become closer friends with a group of people by feigning interest in a particular area of culture (music, clothing, social activities).

Generally a poser is someone who lacked friends for not fitting in with any real group, they decided to become more like everyone to make friends. Sometimes they actually do become legitimately interested in the new groups lifestyle, but oftentimes they only pretend and lead a life of lies

"John thinks he's a punk rocker, I asked him about punk rock music, and he told me all about 'Teenagers' by My Chemical Romance and 'Know Your Enemy' by Green Day. I asked him what his other favorite songs by those bands were and he told me he thought they were one-hit wonders. I guess he's a bit of a poser"

Sidenote: Green Day is awesome but if you only listen to their most recent two albums, then you can't call yourself a fan... or knowledgeable about the subject.

by Punk rock? May 21, 2010