Poster Paradox

The never-ending cycle of NBA players being dunked on. Everyone has turned someone into a poster and everyone has been made a poster.

Giannis has been dunked on and has dunked on someone. Therefore that is a poster paradox.

by RobDogSports August 8, 2023

poster

A big decorated piece of paper used for school projects, etc.

This poster is a big work of art.

by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023

Posserchayhaps

A combination of possibly, perchance, maybe, and perhaps, used as a stand-in for any of those words.

"Are you going to come over today?"
"Posserchayhaps."

by Deerifius November 22, 2023

Posercore

Posercore is an aesthetic used by people who can't fully settle on one aesthetic fully. It's an aesthetic that uses multiple parts of different aesthetics to make one. For example, if someone wanted to be goth but only liked the fashion of goth, and they also liked coquette, they would be posercore. Though, posercore isn't just mixing two aesthetics, there has to be a core part of atleast one of the combined aesthetics missing to make posercore.

"Wow, she's able to pull off posercore with two opposite aesthetics, sick."

"I wanna wear a posercore outfit today!"

by Takingwhatsnotyours October 25, 2024

poster's madness

When someone gets a following (usually small, but it can be any size) on a social media site and it turns them into an insane diva who thinks they are far more important than they are, both to the social media site and to the world.

Early users of Bluesky often succumbed to poster's madness after getting just a thousand followers.

by The Madness of Posters November 7, 2024

poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.

Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.

by QuacksO December 2, 2023

poser queen

An infamous hacker from the 2013 tumblr days of instagram/tumblr who nicknamed herself "the poser queen" and posted pictures of herself. Nobody really knows if the girl in those pictures were actually her or she was just catfishing someone random.

Donny: hey, you heard about the poser queen yet?

Sid: no, who’s that?

Donny: she hacked my tumblr account in 2013, man! It was crazy! I found her Kik too, bro!"

by NotJonfromGarfield January 6, 2024