One Eyed Pirate

When you are doing a girl from behind fake an orgasm and spit on her back So she thinks you came. When she turns her head to look back at you, cum in her eye. She will respond with Arrrrr. Remember to wear her undies on your head and over one eye to act as aneye patch, and extra points if you do all this with a parrot on your shoulder.

I gave that chick the One Eyed Pirate last night, while my parrot sat on my shoulder, Arrrr!

by Lylyann July 11, 2016

Straw Hat Pirate

Straw Hat Pirate(s) is a nickname for Luffy's Crew.

Random Guy that Luffy's gonna beat up: Straw Hat Pirates!

by PotatoGudForU July 10, 2021

reverse dirty pirate

When a girl is giving a man a blow job, but instead of swallowing she spits it in his eye and kicks him in the shin so he's blind in one eye and hopping around as if with a peg leg.

Why are you so blind today? Did your mom give you a reverse dirty pirate last night?

by arrrr_matey September 6, 2013

Pirate monkey run

Pirate monkey run is the most revolutionary invention since the atomic bomb. Everytime I play it it makes my wiener tingle

Pirate monkey run is a pirate monkey who runs past obstacles and gamingpro260 is number one in the world on the beach level

by Jgathercole August 29, 2023

Backwards Pirate Ship

The act of sex involving a swing, a man and a woman. The women sit on a swing with her rear hangin' off while the man stands up behind her such as the statue on the frot of a pirate ship would.

Friend: Dude i did the Bionic Seahorse last night!

You: That's butch league, i did the Backwards Pirate Ship!

Friend: Dang!

by Adam Doordik October 1, 2009

Scandinavian Spunk Pirate

When a person of the black race just has to have spunk in or around sexual areas. Much of who is called a swamp ninja.

Kent , why are you being such a Scandinavian Spunk Pirate all the time.

by Mr. Amazon Firefighter February 25, 2009

Original pirate material

So yep … artist …

Inspiration

It’s all around

Ready to absorb

Only trouble is when the fire is out … just not feeling it .. or feeling neighbourhood watch is running double shifts again …

Original pirate material

Lock down your Ariel …

Today … the fire … it’s back …

Mysterious ways dear lord … so mysterious even I can’t make it up ….

And I have an overwhelmingly overactive imagination …

Go figure …

And new ideas … oh my …

It really is emotion that fuels this artist

Weeks of trying to light the fire

Now it’s lit …

Paint order needed me thinks …

Original pirate material …

45th generation shaman …

Don’t care when I’m spitting …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023