The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.

'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'

by GroundNutmeg March 31, 2018

Pump

Basically a boner for your whole body after lifting heavily in the gym. The climax of your workout

Yo dude, check out my sick pump! I need some lighting to take a cream worthy pic for Instagram.

by Spearsipoo July 14, 2022

throat pump

Getting to the point of climax and then violently inserting your penis into a woman's throat pumping it with ejaculate.

Mayn, I wish I could come over but I already got plans to throat pump Shaunty.

by Gotcum? May 8, 2020

Lil Pump

A shitty rapper who made his millions from dumb white suburban kids who have poor taste and damaged hearing and cannot distinguish between mumbling and actual words.

"The rap game is dying... all these Lil Pumps out here just mumbling to a hard beat, and those dumb white kids buy that shit up."

by Conchetumare June 28, 2018

Lil Pump

A retarded rapper with an even more retarded fanbase

Every 8 year old: GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG D ROSE D ROSE FLEX LIKE OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LIL PUMP EEEEEEEEEEEEE

by LilPumpSuxDix June 22, 2020

Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym

Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.

by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020

pump-handle

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.

Huge-statured marshmallow-hearted guy, joyfully playing pump-handle with a cute fluffy little thing whom he hasn't seen for ages: URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh...!
Cutie: Hey --- don't wear out my arms, Mr. "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh"!!

by QuacksO December 19, 2016