oscar the pump god

"Oscar the pump god" or his full name Oscar Fraire Vidriales is religiously believed to be the son of "Jehovah" also known as "god the father". He is also religiously believed to be the brother of the lord and savior "Jesus christ". He also started his own religion thousands of years ago that is called "PumpGodism

Oscar the pump god is the son of jehovah

Oscar the pump god is the brother of jesus christ

by PumpGodism December 21, 2017

Lil pump

Someone who has a small mouth and likes to suck dick

I used a lil pump yesterday, it completly emptied my balls

by BbK04 January 6, 2018

Pumped

To be blown away by a pump-action shotgun.

I just walked up and pumped his ass full of lead.

by Crumbus January 14, 2018

office pump

Usually referred to as the female at the office that has any type of sex with any new employee or anyone else. Can be utilized as a school pump, station pump or gym pump.

Eric: Hey Bill, what do you think of that new girl Megan?
Bill: Steer clear of her, she’s the office pump. Everyone has already fucked her.

by Brave Dave C January 14, 2018

trash pump

that wack-ass mumble rapper, that was retarded af to decline acceptance to Harvard, thinking that he's smart n' shit.

" Man, i hate that bitch-ass trash pump. Saying that he's saving the rap game, like we don't have enough mumble rappers to hate."

by tree-some October 15, 2017

glamour pump

A pre-going out workout to give you the impression you don't look fat.

Big Andy hadn't visited the gym in a number of weeks, so he popped to the gym for a quick glamour pump before the dating meetup

by urbanmoo March 21, 2017

Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.

"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"

by Katmeow57 March 25, 2017