Queer boating

Acting queer when you’re not actually queer in social situation.

Wow did you see Charlie’s queer boating that guy for a free drink.

by Sexyrexy April 15, 2023

Steam Boat Billy

The exact moment when a player pays attention and blows your mind with excitement that causes you to explode

You did it! The Steam Boat Billy we wanted from you daddy

by MikoChe3ks September 18, 2022

squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014

Boner Boating

When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.

"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."

by Big Eggy Boi Bitch March 5, 2018

Mud Boat

When you blow your nose in a persons butthole.

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.

by Lilguacamole24 April 13, 2022

capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy

by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023

Brown Boating

When you defecate the bed profusely to where it's overflowing.

Dude, I was so sick I ended up brown boating my girlfriends bed.

by Brown eyed bambi January 8, 2024