a tiny place north of pittsburgh where everyone seems to be related because everyone has the same baby daddy. often a place where murderers come to hide from the po po because nc police suck ass!
murderer: Oh man what am i gonna do? I just shot 10 people!?
accomplice: OH shit, no prob, just go to new castle!
Within the small town there are three points of interest:
1)The New Hartford High School
2)The Sangertown Mall
3)Marquee Cinemas
....and thats it.
The kids at the high school are typically classified as stuck-up rich bitches. Usually the kind of kids that think their shit doesn't stink and never have the balls to the things they preach about the hallways.
Example:
-NH Student #1: "I can't believe what that kid is going around saying about me being a pothead!"
-NH Student #2: "You only smoke it on the weekends!... that doesn't make you a pothead. You should kick his ass!"
-NH Student #1: "Yeah! I'm gonna kick that little faggot's ass!"
REALITY: The student from New Hartford, NY ends up pushing the kid talking about him out of the way and gives him a dirty look. Later that night he goes on Facebook and posts about how he's gonna kick the kids ass the next day, but never does...THE END.
A New York Hello is when you get introduced to the city in an unfortunate way, or just when something untoward happens in general. Instead of saying "Well that's a fine how do you do" (Laurel and Hardy style) you would say, "Well that's a fine New York Hello".
Having a plant from a fire escape fall and bop you on the head,
or by having a taxi drive by and splash water all over you,
or by having someone spit on you.
That's a fine New York Hello