Zion Moment

When a person shows Lack of knowledge and understanding to what’s given to them.

Person 1: Bro I lost my Airpods all the way in Concord High school *shows map of where it is*

Person 2: Are your Airpods in your bag?

Person 1: Bro your stupid please don’t tell me you pulled a Zion moment

by Zion Moment January 19, 2022

Gay moment

When 2 or more people accidentally commit any form of a gay act where everyone involved realizes what they have done and have become.

Remember when we were walking and accidentally touched hands, we may have had a gay moment.

by The Big Thicc August 16, 2019

cookie moment

When your adorable, cute, and funny girlfriend says or does something adorable, cute, and/or funny.

gf: *says something funny and cute*
me: now this is a certified cookie moment

by therealpartyhard March 5, 2021

Kirby moment

a particular moment that is hilariously innapropriate, awkwardly timed and ridiculously offensive. Quite rare, possibly possibly only a myth.

kirby moment:

"will you scratch my nipples?"

"Funny thing about my nipples is that they're located on my cock.."

by LOUDNOISES1 July 7, 2009

Mikko Moment

when you make a minor mistake and a person torments you for eternity.

that was a Mikko Moment.

by gamer42000000000000000 June 10, 2020

sundrea moment

awesome state of awkwardness when you realize all is well.

Commuter 1: Hey? Do I know you from somewhere?
Commuter 2: Ummm.. hey yeah! You're that guy who stole my bike a week ago.
Commuter 1: Oh that was your bike?Well, you shouldn't be to mad because I only rode a block before that thing gave out and i sprang my wrist.
Commuter 1: Ha! well it was old...
Commuter 2 : This feels like a sundrea moment.

by lookwhaticando April 6, 2013

microsoft moment

The amount of time it takes a Microsoft product to finish doing something (e.g. Installing, uninstalling, updating, opening, etc).
Can be used to tell a client how long something will take to finish.

Client: How long until my computer is fixed?
Tech: Oh, it will just be a microsoft moment.
*30-infinity minutes later*
Client: I thought you said it would only take a moment!
Tech: A microsoft moment, sir.
Client: Oh for sh*t's sake...

by WickedNoone October 10, 2016