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guys' night out 

Bunch of guys getting together to:

A) Get drunk
B) Get stoned
C) Watch porn
D) All of the above
guys' night out by BoB August 17, 2003

Late Night Shots 

Late Night Shots is another social networking site modeled after sites like Facebook. Membership is open through invitation only.

Based in Washington, DC, Late Night Shots, or LNS for short, is extremely conservative and built for the DC-based Republican elite. It bills itself as "a closed social network which allows you to explore your city's social landscape and bar scene." According to the DC-area blog Wonkette, LNS is "America’s Fastest-Growing Coked-Out Republican Hill Staffer Douchebag Invite-Only Web Community" and "for DC’s best and whitest."

Message board topics on LNS have included what to do when you find out your significant other lied about their sorority affiliation in college, why $30,000/year is an acceptable handout from your parents after college, what to do if you accidentally rape your girlfriend, and why the trendy DC neighborhood Adams Morgan is ghetto.


That coke-sniffing douchebag is a member of Late Night Shots. What an idiot.
Late Night Shots by maryjanie November 30, 2006

friday night surprise 

When you are blasting a chick (or a dude)in the ass then you pull out and spit on thier back in order to make them think you have jizzed on them and when they turn around you blow right into their face, preferably in the eye.
Althought it is called a friday night surprise it can be performed on any day of the week.
"I'm gunna give you a Friday night surprise baby!"
"oh you came on my back how surprising, now i'll just turn around to face you."
"SURPRISE BITCH!!!"

One night stand 

The purpose of most guys at the bars.
Person 1: Hey, it's this guy again.
Person 2: Yeah of course, he hunts for one night stands here.

thankyou for last night 

infamous quote from 'the american jigalo' thanking the sexed up partner for last night

M. Night Charlatan 

A director best known for one great movie and a series of crappy ones who, for some unknown reason, keeps getting big budget movies made.
Although I was hoping for another Sixth Sense, M. Night Charlatan's latest movie, just like the last, blew chunks.
M. Night Charlatan by jvince_la December 7, 2010