muffin smuggler

a girl who has an enormous bulge in her crotch region.
G1: damn! that girl looks like she has balls!
G2: she's a muffin smuggler!
by GharHead February 01, 2010
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medow muffin

To poop in a field. Or to poop in a medow, and a bathroom or on someone's door step is to make a medow muffin.
I just made a huge medow muffin
by Rex Smith October 23, 2007
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muffin the great

A god of woodlice, whos objective in life is simple... eat his people and talk to pigeons
wow look at that guy eating woodlice, man
i know, its muffin the great
by Tom Jewsbury February 16, 2007
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Muffin Chop

A pubic hair cut that involves removing the middle of the region leaving hair on either side. Like mutton chops, but for a female. Down there.
"Mary is growing muffin chops... Odd."
by Sir Fluffy November 18, 2009
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slut muffin

Despite many erroneous claims citing the origin of this term, is it widely accepted in scholarly circles as having its naissance in Agoura Hills, CA in the late nineties. Bestowed upon a female friend by her male friend of the homosexual persuasion, "slut muffin" is simply a more affectionate way of casting aspersions on the character of the lady in question.
"I saw the way you were acting with that fellow up on the Lido deck last night Katherine, you slut muffin!"
by Geoffrey Bara May 27, 2008
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scorch muffin

spray a girls ass and tits with axe body spray. light it on fire and fuck her
scorch muffin that bitch
by bustynutsack1234 July 06, 2009
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sock muffin

a tall lanky kid with asburgus
look at the "sock muffin"
by jake and cassssie July 13, 2008
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