Meth Monster

A female that uses IV drugs, and cannot hit herself..

IV drug user that has a male follow them around all day so he could hit her vein with Meth* Meth care taker.!

The Meth Monsters are taking over KEOKUK...

by Meth Reaper September 4, 2018

Monster Jamm

Mixing a Monster Energy Drink and a Smirnoff Ice together

What are you drinking? A monster Jamm

by M0n5t3r for higher November 15, 2010

muffle monster

A huge muff on either a male or a female.

"Man, did you see Nicole's muffle monster?"
-or-
" `70's porn has a lot of muffle monsters in it"

by Caitlin-B May 3, 2005

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monster.

by definitelyn0tcoveredinshit September 19, 2021

slude monster

A baby sludge monster.

"You're too small to be a sludge monster - you're just a slude monster!"

by Yui September 21, 2003

Sweat Monsters

An old pair of sweatpants cut off at the knees and magically transformed into a stylish pair of shorts that allow the flexibility of sweatpants, but with the comfort of shorts

Sid - "dude you check out these dope new sweat monsters i made the other day?"

Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"

by SBtheGhost April 29, 2011

hygiene monster

A Maverick. One who doesn't wash his testicles for several days at a time leaving them covered in grime and grit resulting In a infected sack

Damnn bro that's nasty.. He's a hygiene monster

by Sir Leker January 29, 2015