pre-lick your oreos

A threat describing the act of licking somebody else's oreos before the original owners have the time to "twist it, lick it, dunk it" themselves.
As a result, when the original owner licks their oreo, they are savouring your sweet sweet saliva.
Works in the phrase "Don't make me pre-lick your oreos"
Guy1: Were you... dropped as a child?
Guy2: Hey shut up! Don't make me pre-lick your oreos!!
by MyODE05 October 25, 2011
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Floyd Licking

Definition: The act of rapidly sticking one’s tongue out and moving it up and down as fast as possible while ensuring it touches the top lip with each motion.
Example 1:
Jake started Floyd Licking in the middle of class, and now the whole school is doing it!
Example 2:
She challenged me to a Floyd Licking contest, but I couldn’t keep up with her speed.
by Andeol Capitaine February 20, 2025
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When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt
I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3
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A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.
"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021
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licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017
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Licking a sled

A bonehead move that you knew wasn't going to turn out well, but which you did anyway.
Dude, why did I think a night of tequila shots before the final exam was a good idea? I totally should have known I was licking a sled.
by phrase_minter September 13, 2010
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Lick-it cricket

Slang term for a sexual position where the goal is to resemble the appearance of a couple crickets. Notably the back legs bent position.
Hey Amanda wanna do the lick-it cricket tonight?
I absolutely love that idea.
by bumbleflower September 20, 2024
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