laptop

A sexual pose where you sit on one’s lap until the partner’s thighs overheat

She laptop (ed) me last night and I got 2nd degree burns

by Elow101 April 16, 2019

laptoeboner

It where you put your toeboner in a laptop charging port

Why did you do a laptoeboner

by Dick Androvitsaneas August 27, 2019

Lapeer

Drugtown USA. Full of wannabe Emo's, Hicks left and right, drug dealers and abusers everywhere you look, and few decent people who want to leave, but can't due to lack of hiring jobs.

"There are no jobs in Lapeer Mi."

by Tyvon01 September 4, 2019

Läppchen

Läppchen is a word that comes from Austria and was invented by two retards. It basically means the same like Lappen which you can search up. But it just sounds better

Person 1: Wow, he did such a shit job!
Person 2: Yeah, what a Läppchen

by epic gamer1234 October 28, 2019

Läppchen

Läppchen is german and means the basically the same thing as Lappen in german. But it just sounds better. It is used to insult someone, usually one of your closer friends.

Person 1: Wow he did such a shit job!
Person 2: Yeah what a Läppchen!

by epic gamer1234 October 28, 2019

Lapper

Scotts word for tongue

Gie us a sook o yer lapper pal

by nootnootmcscoot March 19, 2020

lappreciation

Gratitude for being fed, cuddled, praised, etc. dat a pet expresses by licking you.

Dunno if a lady would consider your eagerly tonguing her between her legs to actually just be "lappreciation" for her allowing you to be intimate with her, but I suppose you could always try and convince her of that.

by QuacksO March 30, 2020