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Jump Your Nuts

When a woman fucks a man's brains out. She is sexually aggressive towards the man.
Fool, yo momma jumped Cecil's nuts! Man: Baby, you can jump my nuts! Woman: I'm gonna jump yo fucking nuts Cecil! Let me jump your nuts!
by SourPatch12 November 17, 2018
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jumping castle

when you jump on a dick till it gets so swollen it looks like a jumping castle
i had a go at james jumping castle yesterday, i was flying
by keishaneg September 12, 2025
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Keanut Jump

A jump that is seen to be impossible or near impossible. You shout the word before performing the jump
“Keanut Jump!”
by Pfartman127 July 22, 2025
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Jump Sport Academy

A team for players who are so bad that they air ball everything they shoot. These players are also really depressing because they think they are good when they are bad.
Bro, your trash you play for Jump Sport Academy.
by Big Wanker June 28, 2019
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Rock and jump

Best most epic place in the world! Teen night is awesome because the lights are off and there’s gonna be girls, but they have cooties! They have a lot of soda and pizza it is awesome!
Lorenzo: rock and jump is awesome

Matt: but there’s girls and they have cooties
Fred: I’m gonna have soda and stay up late it is epic
by Fat ass Rick May 4, 2018
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Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.
Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.
by Uggsly June 21, 2011
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