Jake and Johnnie

the best duo thats hilarious asf and dumb

Person 1: Who are the people that are hilarious and dumb?
Person 2: Jake and Johnnie

by jackii13 June 20, 2024

johnny can

A dumbass nigger, who calls a Jerry can a “Johnny can”

Aye bro, I was fucking some midget broad, and her car ran out of gas. Had to buy shorty a Johnny can!

by anonymous December 12, 2023

Johnny Lawrence

Johnny Lawrence is an attractive dude from the karate kid.

He is the father of Robby Keene

The boyfriend of Me

“Hey Johnny Lawrence! Isn’t that the dude from the karate kid that you have a crush on”

by allisonreynoldsishot June 11, 2022

johnny-about-town

A person who is in-the-know, a social scenester, always about-and-about, ahead of the social curve.

He's a johnny-about-town, always on the scene.

by wordonthestreet October 25, 2013

Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.

How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.

by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017

Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.

Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.

by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023

johnny boys

Johnny boys are jealous man hoes who like everything for themselves. Including hoes, money, wives, houses, etc.

Its a turf war between johnny boys in the streets of la.

by aromabinger March 22, 2024