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moronic jizz rag

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece
Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”
by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023
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Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.
Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.
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Type Jizz

Means the same thing as “type shit,” just a way of saying it without cussing.
Jeffrey: Yo bro I finally got hired at this place I been wanting to work at.
Friend: Type jizz.
by sweatyanddisgusting January 4, 2024
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Jizz

come
the white colored spunk that comes out of any interracial.
Him: I jizz-ed my pants yesterday
Her: Show me
by Jizzproducer69 May 13, 2023
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Jizz

Jizz. Like cum shot. You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?

You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.

Big fat load of cum, then.

I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.

Big fat load of cum, then.
{Jizz. Like cum shot. You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?

You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.

Big fat load of cum, then.

I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.}
by TammyCraps October 18, 2025
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Jizz Simp

A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.
by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021
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electric jizz

When your vibrator short circuits but you still orgasm
by Wiener lord May 1, 2016
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