Economic shit

Taking a crap that is so clean cut, it only takes one wipe

Sandy: "man that one came out clean, I only had to use one square for Quilted Northern."

Bob: "well shoot dang that was one economic shit."

by DairyMilker August 20, 2011

company shit

Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.

Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.

Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.

Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.

by Skyzza November 13, 2011

Rooftop Shits

When you have the runs and you’re pouring sweat like you’ve been working in 95 degrees on a roof just taking a dump with a big puddle of sweat at your feet.

“I ate Taco Bell today and ended up with the rooftop shits.”

by Zach17 September 8, 2023

Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet

My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard

by Asshole110 October 30, 2019

Shit Flick

When women are flicking the bean while shitting

«Damn, I had a really good shit flick today»
«I had such a good shit flick in the toilet right now»

by Captain Snabeltooth December 17, 2020

Covid Shits

The intestinal chaos caused by a bad case of COVID-19. Starts out feeling like indigestion and a few days later progresses to straight fuckin water. Explosive diarrhea is but a gently trickling stream compared to this VEI-8 anal eruption. It’s the Yellowstone of horrifying dumps. You’re unable to eat anything substantial during this time, so it will eventually progress to yellow brown butt pee which will make you long for the days of a normal trip to the can, and guzzle Gatorade like a parched, sweaty football player. By the time you recovery two weeks later, you’ll feel like you experienced George Brett’s meal at Kokomo’s every day for as long as you can remember, and you’ll have probably shit your pants two or three times since this nightmare began. Remember, it’s not a fart.

Remember when all the toilet paper ran out at the start of the pandemic? It was because of the Covid Shits.

by Helostlol March 15, 2021

Shit Moths

The shit moth starts it’s shitty life as a shit larva which grows into a shitapiller, and most commonly leads to a pandemic of shitapillers, you can try to exterminate them but in most cases you’ll fail, thus leaving you with shit moths.

Randy: “What are you doing Mr. Lahey?”

Mr.lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths Randy.”

Randy: “Shit moths?”

Mr. Lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths.”

by Jim lahey69 March 31, 2021