Caught off Hard

1.) That sad moment when you're not expecting a boner, and one happens. Usually because of a once unattractive girl.

2.) The awkward moment when a guy's boner touches you.

Stacy: Hey George. How's it been?
George: *omg, she's so ugly* Pretty good.
Stacy: What's that....? *points to George's boner*

*next day*

Darin: Hey dude. How'd it go with Stacy?
George: Bro. I got so caught off hard..
Darin: That's rough...

by AHS-Buddies December 31, 2012

Hard Art

A profession or trade that requires practice, networking and experience more so than knowledge and/or theory. HARD for solid facts and results. ART because of a lack of quantitative theory when compared to a HARD SCIENCE. See also, Soft Science.

Journalism for instance. The knowledge and theory of Journalistic ethics and morals are imperative, but developed people, interviewing and investigative techniques, among many, will take you a lot farther than being able to recite all of Boyle's laws (Chemical/Fluid Dynamics Engineer). Experience in the field and connections (Networking) are required for a hard art.

by Spoophmeister September 22, 2010

hard nipple

when your nipple is pointy and you rub it on circles.

avery: damn you have a hard nipple

sophia: that made me have a hard nipple

by Zenón June 11, 2020

hard stare

The weakling punched the badass, he kicked him as well. Nether did nothing. The badass did hard stare.

In other news there is one less weakling

The bully punched me, I did hard stare

by O_mighty_one_with_wisdom May 13, 2015

cold hard facts

Facts without anything added to make them more pleasant or interesting.

Facts that are devoid of any emotions, the blatant irreversible truth.

Nobody asked you to spit cold hard facts in this chat. Calm down.

by Atlanta Footwear April 24, 2021

Hard ball get

This is a term used predominantly in the Australian Football League (AFL) to describe a 50 50 ball that is contested fiercely. Getting a 'hard ball get' is generally associated with tougher, better players who are not afraid to get involved in the game.

Tim wouldn't know a hard ball get if it hit him in the face.

by Hubsy August 13, 2010

Drip Too Hard

Something that’s really good or great. Drip can mean something that you wear or something that you can be proud of or something you’re doing. ”Too Hard” meaning it’s really great or really good or you like it A LOT!

“Aye look at my new outfit. My drip too hard”

by Cathy Wong October 09, 2018