Cat's eye glasses

Often worn by cranky librarians and people with no sense of style.

Wearing cat's eye glasses is considered one of the fastest ways to become a loser.

Making fun of people with cat's eye glasses is one of the easiest ways to get a cheap laugh.

James: "Haha, look at that fat kid's new glasses!'
Will: "Wow, why pick fucking?"
James: "Heh, here he comes now."
Alan: "Ohai guishe, look at my new cat's eye glasses. Have you seen my new sandals that I wear with socks?"

by prms April 1, 2009

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glass cage of privilege

The figurative cage that members of a privileged class cannot escape, e.g. being white or male. Enclosed within the cage is all the inherent bonuses one receives due to his or her membership of that group.

"It's tough being aware of my own glass cage of privilege while not being able to do anything significant about it."

by lmnox November 5, 2013

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Glasses

When people are too lazy asf to get contacts

Riley: I just got new glasses!

Greg: why didn't you just get contacts?you'd look exactly the same.
Riley: because I was too lazy and that's too much work everyday

by JuanL September 14, 2016

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glass hands

An insult meaning that they are so angry at their own self image that they become enraged at the mirror and try to strangle their reflection - smashing the mirror which gets glass in their hands. A last name can be added on to the end of glass hands to create a nick name - which is the usual way the insult is used.

Yeah, Glass Hands Cook is a right twat!

by Toe-Rag May 25, 2016

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