Flong

Flying dong or flying schlong.
There are several varieties of these, differentiated mostly by the type of their wings(fairy wings, dragon wings for example), and the curvature of the dong, which depends on the humor and personality of the flong.
They appear frequently, particularly from Thursday to Saturday nights, on the white boards on doors in the student residences in Vermont, their natural habitat.They are known to be agile in the air, and frisky when excited requiring extreme care when handling.

"Sweet dreams, keep those flongs away from your behind."
"What a flong! idiot!"
"I got flonged!"

by carajo December 14, 2008

flying spider monkey

A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Mr. Feeny is a fucking flying spider monkey.

by The Dude's a Pederast January 8, 2008

Flying the Pig

When you don't want to tell your homeboy, homeboys, homegirls, or homegirl that you are dating the cop, police officer, military offical who arrested, busted, two-steped with, or anyone of your family memebers or friends who had a previous relationship with them that you are now and they find out anyways

I don't want to be flying the pig on this one, do you know how upset _______ will be if (he/she) finds out? Maybe I should tell (her/him/or them) but what if they tease me!

It is none of their concern whether or not I am flying the pig, bacon is bacon, a uniform is a uniform, we have good sex without everyone knowing about it

It doesn't matter if you are on the same team or not, you were flying the pig

You act like you are flying the pig, what are you not telling me?

The girls in Jail told me we were dating when I wasn't sure that we really were so I apologized for Flying the Pig on them

Two Pigs that are dating are definately flying

by Andrea Pearson-Haas February 20, 2009

emotional fling

Is a brief period of time where u think u had feelings for someone.But the truth of the matter is u don't.This usually happens when the person helps u get through a tough time and this it is a more likely to happen with a friend from the opposite sex.

Dude for a brief period of time I thought i had emotional fling with Charlotte, when she was helping me get through the break up.

by gosgrd January 25, 2010

Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers

Scariest thing ever

Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh

by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010

flying pig

waking up in the morning after a night on the piss you find a fat minger next to you naked.not knowing how to get rid of her,you proceed to lead her out to the balcony of your fifth floor appartment and bend her over the handrail.you take her from behind and tell her how much you love her and you would like her to bear your children(and pigs might fly).then,just after you have shot your load inside her,throw the fat bitch off!there you have it,a flyin pig!

tried it with a fat spanish bitch last summer.it worked wonders.foreign flying pig!

by fog the hog October 1, 2007

Flying Land Clam

Otherwise known as a "loogie." A generally large, brackish, slimy substance expunged from ones lungs with great force. Commonly used as a weapon on schoolyards and construction sites.

"Did you see that flying land clam I just hocked?"

by Snatch Bloodline October 4, 2008