funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.
"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025
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Friday Moment

That split-second in which you realize whatever you or your friend is attempting is going to fail. In a hilarious fashion.

Originally comes from "This Is Going to Fail", abbreviated T.I.G.F. This, of course, is similar to Thank God It's Friday. Eventually, these inevitable instants were shortened to Friday Moments.
I had a total friday moment right before Michael tried to dive into the hot tub.
by PostGate86 August 20, 2010
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freaky friday

When the person you are dating fucks a different girl on fridays.
p1: “helll yeah man i cant wait for it to be freaky friday my other girl gettin boring”
p2: “isnt that cheating?”
by sandwitchzz June 2, 2022
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Fat Rat Friday

Every Friday rats get a day for them
by Minco January 24, 2021
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Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.
Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021
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Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!
by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019
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Funny Fridays

Funny Fridays only happens when you make people laugh everyday even if it's a short amount of time. If thats you like me, then you'll find your Fridays funnier then ever sooner or later.
by Funny Friday Kid June 14, 2013
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