very dry ears

very dry ears.

by Debskelly1985 May 3, 2023

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Dogfish Ear

A stretched lobe that has split due to being pierced too low or by wearing incorrect jewelry. This results in earlobes that may resemble a fin.

Sam really messed up his stretch and now he has dogfish ear.

by Dr. Sigh July 1, 2020

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mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual

Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.

by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023

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Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.

I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.

by M.Mo August 13, 2021

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Ear fetish

When one loves a good blow in the ear

When one loves a good hollow in the ear

“Oi girl, left or right”
I know you like that, ear fetish type shiet

by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020

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An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.

(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!

(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!

by N8bit July 22, 2010

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