Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 20, 2020

Affront to the Ears

A ridiculously irritating sound.

My mother's voice is an affront to the ears.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 25, 2020

Dogfish Ear

A stretched lobe that has split due to being pierced too low or by wearing incorrect jewelry. This results in earlobes that may resemble a fin.

Sam really messed up his stretch and now he has dogfish ear.

by Dr. Sigh July 1, 2020

Ear hustling

Ear hustle, ear hustling

I was hanging with my peeps and we started talking bout some shit and the guy next to us was EAR HUSTLING the whole convo amused.

by A G’dizzle July 3, 2020

ear r@pe

hadi's mic (ear r@pe

the explosion was so loud its like hadis mic (ear r@pe

by the 7amster September 25, 2020

Ear fetish

When one loves a good blow in the ear

When one loves a good hollow in the ear

“Oi girl, left or right”
I know you like that, ear fetish type shiet

by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020

Ear Moment

You know it when you hEAR it.

“I just got an A+ on my test.”
“That’s an Ear Moment!”

by toma__toe October 3, 2020