When you take a dump in a shoebox, or other innocent looking receptacle. You then leave it somewhere where it blends in with its surroundings. The horrible smell emanating from the box makes people have to search through everything to find it.
Ericha really pissed me off, so I took a phantom dump in a shoebox and hid it under her bed. She'll probably find it after searching around for it later.
by Rico DelMar December 22, 2008
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Joe: Say man, lunch was epic good eats
Mike: Fo sho Joe wheezy, i'll be right back I gotta go take an after lunch dump yo.
Mike: Fo sho Joe wheezy, i'll be right back I gotta go take an after lunch dump yo.
by Kriz24 May 28, 2008
Get the after lunch dump mug."damn Becca im having a nice relaxing shower and you had to come in here and ruin it." Yea well im sooooo sorry I needed to Take A Dump." "yea well Im going to need to take another later just to get rid of the stinch, it smells like a sardine's cunt filled with Indian food in here"
by Dougah November 17, 2006
Get the TAKE A DUMP mug.I'm gonna drop an IMPERIAL dump on you homie.
Please, Elite Pharoah-Cleric, bless me with your Imperial Dump which I shall embrace with my mouth wide open.
Please, Elite Pharoah-Cleric, bless me with your Imperial Dump which I shall embrace with my mouth wide open.
by Elite Pharoah-Cleric January 29, 2005
Get the imperial dump mug.It's when you don't have to take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.
Child: Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
by CJMO November 10, 2008
Get the umbilical dump mug.When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.
Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.
by trump_ice October 11, 2008
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