phrase used when this current moment in life is completely nonsensical, and thus, you can't unerstand the mere idea of the whole ordeal. may replace the flat what.
person 1: and so, I shaved her belly with a knife, just like she asked me to. oh what a lovely night that was
person 2: dude, what the fuck
person 2: dude, what the fuck
by the 0 event October 4, 2022
Get the dude, what the fuckmug. The way a person would be able to sneak into a room without you or anyone else noticing that they just entered.
A group of people are talking in a circle.
Person A walks behind everyone.
Person B -turns around sees the person just sitting there randomly-
Person B: Dude You're A NINJA!!
Person A walks behind everyone.
Person B -turns around sees the person just sitting there randomly-
Person B: Dude You're A NINJA!!
by Thequestioniswhoareyou February 26, 2011
Get the Dude You're a ninja!mug. 
Cooper - what’s up guys
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP
by 5brodude November 17, 2022
Get the 5 Bro Dudemug. a guy who will. jump at any oppertunity to have any and every chance to have any interaction with a female
by bearmace041 November 25, 2020
Get the thirsty ass dudemug. A nothing ass dude is a dude that has nothing to offer. Most likely cheats on all his gfs has kids he don't take care of and mooches off anyone and everyone. He can and will never do for himself or anyone else for that matter.
by Last of a dying breed November 6, 2017
Get the nothing ass dudemug. by raybeez February 21, 2022
Get the Los Groovy Dudemug.