donkey whip

When guy whaps girls face with hard on during blowjob .

My girl was blowing me and I pulled out and donkey whipped her with my rock hard slightly larger than above average gurthy cock of magic.

by Gerth Brooks field October 8, 2017

Choke a donkey

An over abundance of something. Having a gluttonous meal.

There is enough food on this plate to choke a donkey.

by JPNadz75 March 12, 2017

donkey weekend

1. A bad weekend.

2. A weekend comparative to being donkey punched.

Dude, I had such a donkey weekend. I got anally raped in the butt directly in the asshole, right in the sphincter!

by A Humble Recipient of One Furious Donkey Punching January 6, 2008

The Iron Donkey

A public bus.

I was forced to ride the iron donkey cause my car broke down.

by Orest April 19, 2011

Donkey Chalk

Donkey chalk occurs when you don't immediately clean ejaculent from you and/or your lovers skin after anal, and it dries and/or crusts on your asshole.

Damnit Johnathan, you gave me donkey chalk!

by Big Brown boy April 23, 2019

Donkey Jack

When someone prevents you from doing something you wanna do and you get some revenge.

I was going to build a house but that bitch stopped me so I donkey jacked his face

by Shpas June 7, 2018

spicy donkey

When a man shakes Red Hot or Tabasco on his girl's chocolate starfish after donkey punching her.

Phil gave Elaine a spicy donkey.

by CBizzie September 1, 2007